What does a throat infection mean to you?

It means a coarse brick is placed horizontally at the center part of your throat... A brick that shimmers with million tiny shards of glass particles, and when your smooth flowing saliva passes that alley of your neck, it immediately stimulates your brain for memories of past gluttonous guilts and daredevil times when u defied the effects of the cold. 

Memories of that pink, cold, Falooda that you delightfully experimented. That pickle from the fridge, which gave you the temptation trips. That fresh peace-loving buttermilk you gulped remorselessly. Those carefree times you took a Rick trip without a scarf and that villainous office AC that froze your freshly washed hair. 

Throat infection means getting a subtle subconscious feeling of sand grains glued on your neck in the middle of the night. It means that your body gets the aches and pains that your grandma once got on a cold winter night. It could also mean the blissful chills you get when your temperature goes high (now that's Mary Mary quite contrary). Not to mention your voice that betrays you and sounds like a mix of Raza Murad and Rani Mukherjee (Ra Mu Ra Mu)(No offense to both of them...your voices sound fantastic on you.)